chatting shit

Hello, I'm Laura. I study Criminology at the University of Huddersfield (I'd rather study sleeping) and I have a job in which I make people food (I once made a salad that got described by a customer as "phenomenal" and "the best salad I've ever had"). In the rest of my time I take bad film photos, watch american TV shows and regularly announce my somewhat non-ironic love of Nicolas Cage.

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milleniumfalconpunch:

When I feel confused about life, I watch Nicolas Cage scream about bees, vampires, and the alphabet. It helps.

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finalmusings:

cancelledsitcom replied to your photo: lol. So, I got pro-tools today.

hey liam you so fine.

I try. 

this is the best.

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Today Caleigh decided to add another person to the list of famous people I’ve been told I look like

So now the list, from best to worst, goes:

  • Emily Browning
  • Kate Bush
  • Kate Winslet
  • Myra Hindley
  • Edward Cullen/Robert Pattinson

Goodbye self esteem, we shared a relatively short-lived time together but it’ll always be in my memories.

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Last night was pretty eventful. A guy I’d previously met before and talked to for the sum total of about 30 seconds decided I “slut it about”. Now obviously I must be a fairly sexually active sleepwalker because 90% of this supposed sexual history he decided I have certainly doesn’t happen when I’m concious. That or there’s a lot of chloroform going on in Huddersfield.
Also, men must be super attracted to the ghost look I’ve got going on today for me to have racked up so many numbers. Oh well, slut and proud I guess?

Last night was pretty eventful. A guy I’d previously met before and talked to for the sum total of about 30 seconds decided I “slut it about”. Now obviously I must be a fairly sexually active sleepwalker because 90% of this supposed sexual history he decided I have certainly doesn’t happen when I’m concious. That or there’s a lot of chloroform going on in Huddersfield.

Also, men must be super attracted to the ghost look I’ve got going on today for me to have racked up so many numbers. Oh well, slut and proud I guess?

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I’m not sure what a pizza slipper is but there is no way it can be bad.

I’m not sure what a pizza slipper is but there is no way it can be bad.

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gohelengo:

Say Anything | “I Want to Know Your Plans” 

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This kid knows some serious first aid. Hero.

This kid knows some serious first aid. Hero.

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presscolor:

Talking Heads - This Must Be The Place (Naive Melody)

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reprimandrill:

scarygoround:

How to get that “Leeds look”

Too real, John. Too real.

reprimandrill:

scarygoround:

How to get that “Leeds look”

Too real, John. Too real.

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The guys at work made some serious upgrades to their chef hats today.

The guys at work made some serious upgrades to their chef hats today.

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So, apart from mild hassle from Example fans and drunk men in takeaways, today was pretty good. I managed to see Garnets, Hooded Fang, Bastille, Jessie Ware, Weird Dreams, Death at Sea, Jess Mills, Friends, Dot Rotten (admittedly not particularly by choice) and Los Campesinos!

Highlight of the day had to be when the singer from Friends jumped down from the stage and danced her way up to my sister. She then proceeded to grab my sister’s face, dance with her and say “you’re beautiful”. It was brilliant.

So, apart from mild hassle from Example fans and drunk men in takeaways, today was pretty good. I managed to see Garnets, Hooded Fang, Bastille, Jessie Ware, Weird Dreams, Death at Sea, Jess Mills, Friends, Dot Rotten (admittedly not particularly by choice) and Los Campesinos!

Highlight of the day had to be when the singer from Friends jumped down from the stage and danced her way up to my sister. She then proceeded to grab my sister’s face, dance with her and say “you’re beautiful”. It was brilliant.

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Live at Leeds preparation

finalmusings:

cancelledsitcom:

When a band has “file next to: Arctic Monkeys, Libertines and Razorlight” in their description I also like to file them next to bands I never want to bother listening to.

Same file I put bands like “the strokes” “the wombats” “The holloways” “the fratellis” “the hoosiers” or generally any band that starts with “the _______s”

Funnily enough the band that incited this post is called “the artists”.

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Live at Leeds preparation

When a band has “file next to: Arctic Monkeys, Libertines and Razorlight” in their description I also like to file them next to bands I never want to bother listening to.

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